Отправлено: 06.07.06 00:23. Заголовок: Men's & Women's english :D

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

Старая тема , но может кто не видел

 Отправлено: 06.07.06 00:25. Заголовок: Re:

Тыщу раз видел и на русском

 Отправлено: 06.07.06 07:03. Заголовок: Re:

мда... а по русски?.. этож всётаки РУССКИЙ форум

не ШМЕШНО. ВОТ!

 Отправлено: 06.07.06 08:58. Заголовок: Re:

да джон согласен ни чё не понял

 Отправлено: 29.06.07 01:36. Заголовок: Alex911 - The Be$T

что то не понятно. все не првильно